Photos From the Overly Phallic Landscape of Utah

by | Jan 19, 2011 | USA

These photos are from Arches National Park in Utah. I have been deliberately cryptic about what we are up to on this road trip, but a lot is revealed in the last photo of this series, in which me and Sam are playing the board game “Settlers of Catan” under...

What Exactly is Happening Right Now?

by | Jan 17, 2011 | USA

I write from a car in Kansas. We have not encountered the feedlots yet, but I’m hoping the cold air will help mute the smell. Here’s my attempt to distill this road trip into three words: fear of hemmorhoids. I really don’t want them. Sam said that...